Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
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