She's JV to your varsity
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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