Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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