then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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