if you like me you must not know who I am
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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