You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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