Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
