cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
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