I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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