Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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