I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Randomize
