Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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