Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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