I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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