you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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