..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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