Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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