how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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