So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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