so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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