I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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