He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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