Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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