Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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