Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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