its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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