The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
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