he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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