Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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