brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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