Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
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