he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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