Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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