chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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