Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
You've changed since you got that strap on
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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