Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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