Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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