his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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