I molested 6 butterflies tonight
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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