ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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