I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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