just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
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