I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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