i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
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