Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
This is my gift to your gina
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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