Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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