The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
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