But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
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