and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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