nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I got inside last night via doggy door
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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