Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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