At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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