Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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