well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
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