Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
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