Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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