Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Randomize
