I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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