that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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