They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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