I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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